RANT: What is this??

As I was working on my current post (still in draft form), I came across this horrid shoe - I am so confused by this shoe. This is a Jessica Simpson shoe (should that just answer all my questions right there?) called the "Geni" - this is not anything that makes me think of a genie or Arabian Nights. This is a stilleto Sacagawea would have worn, had they been in style in 1803!

If I happen upon this in a $3 clearance sale, I will buy it as I can make a whole Halloween costume out of this shoe.

P.S... Knowing my luck, some blog reader is going to tell me they bought this shoe and LOVES it. ML cannot please everyone.... >